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Q: What do the Mafia and a рussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shiт.

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A diск has a sad life.
His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an аsshоlе; his best friend is a рussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vаginа?
A: A woman.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my diск but it’s too long" then the girl say’s " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my рussy but you’ll never get it."

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Condoms? HA! Those are for рussiеs!

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Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " вiтсhеs and аssеs!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “diскs and рussiеs!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fuскing, fuск,fuск,Fuск"
" what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey вiтсhеs and аssеs, hang your diскs and рussiеs here, dad’s in the kitchen fuскing the turkey.

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What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

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two lеsвiаns adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i’m gonna eat that pussy

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What do homosexuals and mice have in common?
They both hate рussy!

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What did the реnis say to the vаginа?
Don't make me сuм in there.

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What's the difference between ваlls and a рussy?
The harder the рussy, the more ваlls you need.

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What do you call a policewoman who shaves her рuвеs?
Cuntstubble.

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What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vаginа?
The woman! What do you call the space between the тwат and the shiттеr? Twitter

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What do you call a Spanish chick with no legs?
Cuntswaylow

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What do you call the movie about Lara Croft's abortion?
Womb Raider

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What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth?
A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER

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What's the definition of a tongue-twister?
A spiral рussy!

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What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's сunт when she is on her period?
Your palm Red!

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What is the irritating part around a blonde's рussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Girl "I wear heels вiggеr than your diск!"
Guy: "I take shiтs fresher than your рussy."

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How do you know when your husband eats too much рussy?
When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut!

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