Yo Momma Jokes

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Every time your dog farts in the car,
Rolls up the windows.

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Is so fат, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!

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Hunting with
Is dead easy. Whatever animal sees her gets paralyzed on the spot.

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So fат, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.

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If
Hadn’t jumped in the pool, NASA wouldn't have found water on Mars.

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So fат she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.

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Is so ugly she can stop a mob.

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Is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wтf is that!”

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So mean, she uses yo mama jokes on orphans.

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Went on a diet the other week. Everybody was happy and the world hunger was over.

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Was really fат. I mean, before she was buried, the earth was still flat!

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It hasn’t been fully established yet whether
Lives on Earth, or whether the Earth lives on your mother.

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Back hair so thick, she ruined your neighbor’s rake the other day trying to comb it.

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Is so overweight she once boarded a train and the train couldn’t start rolling.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid when she tried to do a Google search about an STD she posted it on facebook by mistake.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when she had рhоnеsеx she had to go to hospital to get her iphone removed.

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Yo mama is so fат China uses her to block the internet.

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You momma is so big that I still remember the day I was looking at the news and all animal rescuers were trying to return that "blue whale" that was sleep on the sand back in to the ocean.

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Yo momma so fat
When she sat on the iPhone 6 plus
It turned into the iPad 6 Plus

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Yo momma is hairy she goes as a werewolf every Halloween.

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