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So fат, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.

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If
Hadn’t jumped in the pool, NASA wouldn't have found water on Mars.

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So fат she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.

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Is so ugly she can stop a mob.

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Is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wтf is that!”

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So mean, she uses yo mama jokes on orphans.

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Went on a diet the other week. Everybody was happy and the world hunger was over.

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Was really fат. I mean, before she was buried, the earth was still flat!

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It hasn’t been fully established yet whether
Lives on Earth, or whether the Earth lives on your mother.

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Back hair so thick, she ruined your neighbor’s rake the other day trying to comb it.

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Is so overweight she once boarded a train and the train couldn’t start rolling.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid when she tried to do a Google search about an STD she posted it on facebook by mistake.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when she had рhоnеsеx she had to go to hospital to get her iphone removed.

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YO MAMA SO FАТ, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS .

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Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

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Yo mama so sтuрid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Yo momma so skinny her eyes are in a single file.

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Yo mama so fат! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!

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1.Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so sтuрid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fат that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fат she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fат her nickname is "DАМN!"
12.Yo mama so fат she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fат she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!

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Yo mama so fат she blocked my internet connection.

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