Yo Momma Jokes

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Is so old her birth certificate is made out in Roman numerals.

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If somebody were to light up one of
Farts, that would be the end of all life on Earth.

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Works for Weight Watchers as the "Before" picture.

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So fат she uses a boomerang to get her belt on.

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Sings pirate songs on the toilet.

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When
Goes to the zoo, she throws feces at the apes.

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Is so fат, when she falls down in Wyoming, a bike falls down in China.

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So fат, when she falls on her back, she’s still the same height as before.

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So fат, Ebola wouldn't know where to start.

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Buys the All You Can Eat Menu twice.

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So ugly, when she sits down on a sandy beach, cats try to bury her.

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Is so fат – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the Death Star.

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Has to wear a muzzle when she goes out for a walk.

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Even
Tapeworms have diabetes.

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Is twice the man you’ll ever be.

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When
Farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.

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Does your dad have this really long, bushy beard?
(No)
Oh, then I saw
At the shops yesterday.

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Collects ugly children.

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Is so fат that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.

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Why can't
Die?
She is so fат, Death can't get to her.

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