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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.

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Q: What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
A: Osama bin Latte

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Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

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Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: It's a French kiss down under.

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Q: How many Irishmen does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: "Aw, f**k it! We'll drink in the dark!"

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There was a man from Leek, Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird He migrates at the end of next week.

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Lawyer Means...
What's the definition of lawyer?
The larval form of a politician.

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Q: What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B

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An infamous killer is on death row, and he is allowed one last meal an hour before he dies.
He asks if he can have his favorite food, which is Mexican, and the guards give him whatever he wants.
An hour goes by, and it is time for him to go. One of the guard asks if he had any last words.
The guy replies, "Yeah...pull my finger."

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Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.
"You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through."
"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
"Good idea," said the third explorer. "You go first."
"Okay," said the first explorer. "C, ay."
"My turn," said the second explorer. "N, ay."
Unfortunately, before the third explorer could choose a letter, a bear jumped out of the trees and killed and ate all three explorers. Eventually, some guy came along and named the country after his aunt.

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A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Sсrеwing?"

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What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?
Rear Admiral!

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Q: What do you call 20 corrupt politicians face down in the ocean?
A: A good start.

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Q: What's a native of Paris called?
A: A parasite.

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Q: Where does a bee рее?
A: At the BP station.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He saw some American do it on TV.

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A Polish man was taking a flight on acommercial airliner.
The airliner had 4 engines, which is quite normal. About an hour intothe flight, a loud BOOM occurred. The flight attendant came over the intercom and said,"Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown an engine, but there is no need to worry. Westill have three engines, I repeat, we still have three engines." Everyone stayed calm. Aboutanother hour later, another boom. The flight attendant comes over the intercom."Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown another engine, but there is no need to worry!We still have two more engines to go!" The people stayed calm. An hour later, thesame situation. Now only one engine remained. Then, the Polish man stood up and saidoutloud, "Man! If this keeps up, we could be up here all day!"

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Why don't Polish people кill frogs?
Because it's their national bird.

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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

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Q: Why don't politicians use bookmarks?
A: Because they prefer to bend pages.

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