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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't - there's a clock on the oven.

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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.

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Q: What do rocks and women have in common?
A: Men skip them when they're flat.

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- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
- You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
- You won't get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m.
- You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
- You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long.
- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
- Coffee doesn't talk to you.
- Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise.
- Coffee stains are easier to remove.
- Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less.
- When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away.
- When you drink coffee, you don't end up with a рuве in the back of your throat.
- Coffee doesn't take up half your bed and all the hot water.

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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!

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Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?
A: If they all went, it would be hеll.

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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?
A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant.
The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?
In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?
And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?

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Q: What does XXX stand for in a роrnо film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it.

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Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.

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Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.

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You don't have a mama:
Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.

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There was a church that had a веll that no one could ring.
One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. He went up into the tower and ran straight into the веll face-first. The веll tolled loud and clear. The priest gave him the job. One Sunday, the boy ran straight toward the веll with his face and missed, so he fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? I don't know him, but his face rings a веll."

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Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: "Make me one with everything."

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A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl. The psychic tells him, "Yes, you are."
The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"
The psychic says, "In biology class."

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A preacher's wife goes to the butcher.
The butcher asks if she'd like to try some dамn ham.
The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the веаvеr and dam logo.
That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?"
His wife says she bought some dамn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo.
At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham."
The son replies, "I'll pass the dамn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."

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