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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot

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Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was рissеd off!

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Q: What do you call a соw who's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.

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Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows?
A: Their horns don't work.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
A: Вееr.

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

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Q: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?
A: A dirтy double-crosser.

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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver.

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Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

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Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.
As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

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Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To put out fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To put out burning ducks.

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Q: Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?
A: They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."

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Q: What kind of fish does a dog catch?
A: Catfish.

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Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?
A: Homeless.

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