Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's рussy. She slapped him and said not to because it has teeth and will bite.
As the years passed, and little Johnny one day grew to become a man, he was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her тiтs, when she said, "Aren't you going to feel my рussy?"
He said, "I can't, its got teeth!"
"Don't be a fool," she said, "have a look if you don't believe me."
So he thought about it, then took off her раnтiеs and spread her legs. He looked in and said, "I'm not surprised you haven't got any teeth with gums like that!"