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A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, "Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?"
The receptionist replies, "No problem, sir. This is the lobby."

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Q: Why do men fаrт louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.

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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute."
What am I...? A microwave?

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The other side of story

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If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and she is laughing, that is a completely different thing.

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Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch.
But most of y'all are like mosquitoes, annoying and easy to smash.

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After 3 million years of evolution We have only lost the hair

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A guy wants a divorce.
He tells the judge, "I just can't take it anymore. Every night she's out until way after midnight, just going from bar to bar."
Judge asks, "What's she doing?"
The guy answers, "Looking for me."

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A man goes into a florist and says, "I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend".
"Certainly sir", she responds, "and what in particular are you after"?
After some thought, the man answers, "a shаg".

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