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Most Popular Jokes

A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”

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Why shouldn’t you discuss coffee in polite company?
It can make for a strong and heated debate.

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Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
Because he was pressed for time.

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I just got myself a top of the range coffee maker.
It has a lot of perks.

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A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go.
The coffee gets up and leaves.

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What currency can we use to buy coffee in space?
S T A R B U C K S.

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Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!

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“Hey barista, how much for a cup of coffee?” says a customer.
“Two dollars,” replies the barista, “and refills are free.” “Great. Then I’ll have a refill,” answers the customer.

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People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning
No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.

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Why do I not like hot drinks?
It’s just not my cup of tea.

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I tried brewing my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
I drank it and left my house to go to work. After 15 minutes I realized I forgot my car.

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Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
Because they have Italian titles for everything!

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How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.

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"Motherhood: Because going to the bathroom in private is over-rated."

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"The two amounts of pasta I'm best at cooking: 1. not enough 2. enough for 3,000 people."

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Mom jokes

"It's spicy: universal Mom Code for 'I don't want to share.' "

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"I'm homeschooling like that substitute teacher who rolls in the tv for a movie and just eats snacks in the back of the class." @fruitsofmotherhood

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"If I get through this quarantine without buying a tie-dye sweatsuit I can do anything." @alyssalimp

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"I love my kids. Not enough to flip the fish sticks halfway through cooking, but I love them."

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"Mom's recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold."

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