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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

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Yo mama so fат, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

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-How is Ruth?
- Not sure. I broke up with her last month.
- Oh no. You're so Ruthless.
- And how long have you been waiting to use that?
- I'd rather not say.

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Life Jokes

Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A:
"Does my bomb look big in this?"

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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.

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A trooper stops a car and he tells the driver he stopped him for speeding.
The irate driver says, "You're nuts, I wasn't speeding!"
The driver's wife says, "Oh you old fool you are always driving too fast!"
The driver yells at his wife, "shut up, old lady."
The trooper is taken aback by the exchange but tells the driver he also is in violation the seat belt law.
The driver once again complains that he was wearing his seatbelt.
The wife states, "You never wear your seatbelt."
Driver "I am going to smack you if you dont shut up".
Not wanting a fight the trooper asked the wife, "Does he always talk to you that way?"
"ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNК," the wife states.

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Yo momma so fат that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both wipe out klingons.

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How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

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Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot?

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Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!

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Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?

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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.

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A man goes to a bar and sees a fат girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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How many potatoes does it take to кill an Irishman?
Zero.

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First Cannibal:
"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal:
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the wомв?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."

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A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!”
The defendant answered, “No, we won.”

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.

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A woman places an ad in the local newspaper.
"Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed."
Two days later her doorbell rings.
"Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away."
"What makes you think you are great in bed?" the woman retorts.
Tim replies, "I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?"

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