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Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.

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Animal Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any вiggеr?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"

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Animal Jokes

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.

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Animal Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.

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Animal Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the соw's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.

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Farmer Jokes Food Jokes Animal Jokes

Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

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Pet Jokes Animal Jokes

How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.

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Animal Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.

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Animal Jokes

Соw: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"

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Animal Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

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Blonde Jokes

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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Blonde Jokes

Big inspection on a build site/yard.
The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual.
The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses.
-(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time

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Office and Work Jokes Life Jokes Boss Jokes

What does a соw ride when his car is broken?
A СОW-asaki MOO-torcycle.

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Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

A man calls a lawyer’s office.
A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’
The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s playing golf today.’
‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’

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Lawyer Jokes Office and Work Jokes Men jokes

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’

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Pet Jokes Animal Jokes Men jokes