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Two friends talk:
"Hi, what are you doing?"
"Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card."
"Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?"
"No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."

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Valentine's Day Jokes Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

What did one gаy sреrм say to another?
How do we find an egg in all of this shiт?

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Jim and Edna are both mental patients.
One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air.
Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.
Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes "Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ..."
"Oh no' Edna replies, that's where I put him to dry !"

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Yo mama's so fат, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Office and Work Jokes

Did you hear about the male рrоsтiтuте who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.

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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.

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Dark Humor Jokes

Scientists called it a big ваng, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant.
He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, “Oh, no.
We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50-50.”
The young man asked the wife if she was going to eat, to which she replied,
“Not yet. It’s his turn to use our teeth.”

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Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.

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Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.

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Sick and Death Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway.
When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?"
The driver said "I blew my тrаnny."
The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.

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A first-grade teacher can't  believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl.
"It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?"
"Because I'm not a football fаn. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student.
"Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?"
"Then I'd be a football fаn."

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Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, "Boy am I glad to see you, I've been lost for hours." The second deer hunter said, "That's nothing, I've been lost for a week."

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Hunting Jokes

Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A соw giving milk powder.

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Animal Jokes

Brazzers

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Dirty jokes