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Men of quality respect women's equality.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

My wife said to me, “I’m fed up with you being so lazy. Pack your bags and leave.”
I said, “You pack them.”

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Marriage and Family Jokes

The wife and I planned to commit suicide together, but after she killed herself things started to look a lot more positive.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

I’ve just been given two weeks to live.
The wife’s gone away for a fortnight.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

Рlаyвоy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

My wife accuses me of refusing to answer her questions.
Don’t ask me why.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

“You really hate my mother, don’t you?” Asked my wife.
“No” I replied “I don’t”
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“Then why have you never invited her to your birthday parties?”
“I invited her to my 50th just last week.”
“Yes! she snapped “But you’re only twenty f*cking four!”

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Marriage and Family Jokes

One of the best uses I’ve ever found for invisible ink is when I signed my marriage license with it.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viаgrа prescription complained over the $10/pill price.
His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion:
"Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

My wife has been dancing around all happy this morning after I told her she was beautiful.
I don’t think she’s realised what date it is today.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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Life Jokes

‘Who the hеll allowed me to be born in this sтuрid head?' a Thought said and killed herself…

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Life Jokes

There are no winners in life ... Only survivors.

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Life Jokes

A wife is like a boomerang - the harder you throw the faster she comes back.

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Life Jokes

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Single People Jokes Life Jokes

The panic begins with the first one to say ‘Calm down!'

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Life Jokes

A redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having their babies. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said “congratulations, your wife has had quadruplets; 4 big baby boys.” …
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The redneck said “I am not surprised. I have a johnson the size of a chimney.” …
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The nurse replied, “you might want to get it cleaned, or get a divorce lawyer, because they are all black.”

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Lawyer Jokes

I get intimidated by people a lot, but I'm mostly intimidated by English children 'cause I think that they all sound like they're 50.

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Kids Jokes

A unit in sеx education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.’

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Kids Jokes Sex Jokes

When my daughter was little, we took a vacation to Florida. Seated on the airplane near the wing, I pointed out to Rhonda that we were above the ocean. "Can you see the water?" I asked her.
"No," she said, peering out the window at the wing, "but I can see the diving board."

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Kids Jokes