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Знаеш ли защо Бог е създал блондинката? Warum schuf Gott die Blondinen? Pourquoi Dieu a t il créé les blondes ? - Parce que les moutons ne savaient pas chercher les bières dans le frigo. Et pourquoi a t il créé les brunes alors ? - Parce qu'il s'est apercu que les blondes non plus n'y arrivaient pas. De ce a creat Dumnezeu Blonda? Simplu. oaia nu era in stare sa aduca o cutie de Bere din frigider! Dar cum de a creat Dumnezeu bruneta? Si Mai simplu, nici blonda nu era in stare sa o aduca! Hvorfor skabte gud blondinen? - Et får kan ikke bringe øl fra køleskabet. Varför skapade Gud blondiner? Fåren kunde inte hämta en öl ur kylen
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Въпрос: Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator Si tu estas perdido en una isla desierta con Adolfo Hitler, Atila el Huno y un abogado y tienes una pistola con solo dos balas, ¿qué haces? R: Le disparas al abogado dos veces.
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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nudе, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these вrеаsтs; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my аss is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."
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Мъж се разхожда със сина си и виждат две кучета да се чукат. O menino está passeando com o pai quando vê um casal de cães acasalando no meio da rua. A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able... A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
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Кампување Strange Bed Fellows Three Men and a Bed три друга поехали отдыхать. в отеле им сказали, что свободен только один номер с одной, но... C'est l'histoire de trois mecs qui couchent dans une tente... Dans un camping, 3 potes dorment dans une même tente. Au petit matin, ils discutent : After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said,... Det var 3 killar som delade madrass på LAN. På morgonen vaknar dem och den första säger: "Vilken skön dröm jag hade, kändes som att nån runka av mig". Den andra säger samma sak. Och den tredje säger: "Jag drömde att jag åkte skidor".
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