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Boss:Where were you born? Sardar:India... Boss:Which part? Sardar:What'which part'?Whole body was born in India.

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According to my Samsung phone my ‘morning run’ has been changed to ‘morning ruм’. Sounds good to me.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

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A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Oh, no..." says the knight. "Well, you do now."

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Men jokes

A human fаrт can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered that at my daughter’s school concert.

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School Jokes

Our closest enemy is Castro. Anybody scared of Castro? Nah. It's like рissing off the slow kid in school.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and said,
"I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, a little girl said,
"Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."

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School Jokes

I wish I went to boarding school as a kid…
Would love to be able to surf.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

When my daughter came home from school to find her pet rabbit missing she looked everywhere for it,
Eventually asking me, “Where can he be?”
- ” Maybe you should look somewhere where there might be carrots” I suggested
“That’s a good idea” she replied
“And peas, onions and gravy” I added as I dished up stew for dinner.

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

I have a friend in chef’s school …
He started stealing cutlery from his cooking classes …
It was a whisk he was willing to take.

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School Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Friendship Jokes

A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to read and write"
The administrator said,
"Yes we can"! Just fill out this form."

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School Jokes Men jokes

How the teacher laughed when I told him I wanted to be a cardiologist when I grew up.
He won’t be laughing now when he opens his chicken nuggets to find there’s no dip in with them.

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School Jokes

What do you call a bus full of Mexicans and 1 white?
A taco with sour cream.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

In response to ze jibes that ve Germans haf no humour.
Ze fuhrer vas in a restaurant, ze waiter asks do you want wein or juice?
Ze fuhrer answers; “Wein. Ze juice have been exterminated!”

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

What do you call an anorexic black person? A colored pencil

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

I was in Chinatown the other day just getting a bite to eat when I thought to myself that all Chinese people look dead similar.
Instead of thinking to put that quite racist judgement to one side and not think anything of it, I decided to ask one of my old Chinese neighbour if he finds it offensive.
I’ve known this Chinese guy a long time so I knew he wouldn’t take it personally.
“if I said that all Chinese people look alike would you take offense or would you take it with ease and say that all Europeans look the same?”
What he said back to me has changed my attitude towards racism for the rest of my life.
He looked me in the eye and said “how would I know… I’m Japanese.”

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

You gotta feel sorry for bees. How unlucky can you get?
Black AND Gingеr.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

How do you make an Asian run faster? You put unfinished home work in front of him.

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Office and Work Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes