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Q: What do American вееr and having sеx in a canoe have in common?
A: They're both f**king close to water.

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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: She sits by a candle.
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: She lights it.

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A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
"I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear."
"'What about the other ear and your hand?" the doctor asked.
She replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."

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One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to рее. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my реnis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his реnis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

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Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

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Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: The translator.

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Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk."
The groom broom says, "How can that be? We haven't even swept together!"

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Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
A: So she could have shade when she swam across.

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An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''That one is a monkey brain, and it's $20,'' the owner explained.
''How much is that one?'' the alien asked. "That one is a female brain, and it's $100,'' the owner replied.
''And how much is that one?'' the alien asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' the owner explained.
''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. The owner answered,''Well, it's hardly been used!''

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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

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A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?"
The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute."
The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

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Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest тiтs in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde, too.

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