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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

What do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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Computer Jokes School Jokes

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

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Police Officer Jokes

My girlfriend always calls me a реdорhilе, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."

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Dirty jokes Boycott Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!

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Animal Jokes

Here- why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, said the policeman.
Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, said the pedestrian.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Whats worse then that?
He has to eat his way out.
Whats worse then that?
He goes back for more.

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Dark Humor Jokes Food Jokes Dead baby jokes

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’

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God Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house.
Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house.
Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone.
The message reads, ' battery low'.
Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'.
He was disappointed.

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Kids Jokes Technology Jokes Baby Jokes Stupid Jokes Phone jokes

Little Johnny sat on the porch with his grandad. His grandad’s having a вееr, little Johnny asks, “grandad, can I have some of your вееr?” grandad says, “can you touch your аrsе with your реnis?” Johnny says, “no,” grandad says, “you’re too young then, you can’t have any.” next minute grandad lights up a cigar, Johnny asks, “can I have some of your cigar grandad?” again grandad asks him if he can touch his аrsе with his реnis, Johnny says, “no,” grandad again tells him he’s too young, anyway Johnny starts eating choc chip cookies, grandad says, “Can I have one?” Johnny says, “can you touch your аrsе with your реnis?” grandad says, “yeah” Johnny says, “go fuск yourself then.”

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Little Johnny Jokes Beer Jokes

Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!

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Money jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes God Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Insurance Comedy

Why do French like to eat snails so much?
They can’t stand fast food.

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Nationality Jokes Food Jokes Animal Jokes

You know that show 'Remember the 80s?' I'm glad they made it 'cause I forgot half the сrар that I did.

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Gross Jokes

When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
And she made him eat spinach and study for school...

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

I think that it is better to give that to get.
You have a very generous thinking.
Are you a humanitarian?
No, I’m a boxer.

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Sports Jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?
Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes