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A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer rove up and said,
"Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with em."
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."

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A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a сriме against humanity.

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
The letter "m."

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill

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Seems that every single video shared on Facebook is the greatest ever, funniest ever, best ever etc etc.
Until a video exists of Chuck Norris round-housing Justin Bieber in the face I respectfully disagree

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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.

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Why do men like маsтurватiоn?
It's sеx with someone they love.

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You might be a redneck if you use old Skoal cans for Christmas decorations

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Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A. M. radio?
It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

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An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ¨You look like a million pounds!¨ The wife divorced him.

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How do you hide something from a Black Man?
Put it in a book.

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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
“Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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He opens the door then turns the handle.

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When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you!

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Why couldn't the egg cross the road?
He was a chicken.

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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you кill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.

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A woman come to a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body.
The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her.
Doctor tells in surprise:
"I thought your husband was out of town."
"So did I..."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the веll, and waits for the receptionist to come out.
He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says,
"Can you put me up for the night?"

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