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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.

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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.

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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.

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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.

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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

Why aren't the aliens making contact?
They are afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Alien Jokes

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.

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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.

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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.

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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes

Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.

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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.

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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.

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What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher?
They both got fired.

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Sex Jokes

Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".

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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.

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Animal Jokes

Marriage is not a lottery – you get a chance in a lottery.

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Marriage and Family Jokes