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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Coffee Jokes

If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

If only telemarketers would have the ваlls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Pet Owner:
"Every time a веll rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet:
"That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

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Animal Jokes Dog jokes

What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A maybe.

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Animal Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.

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Animal Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.

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Animal Jokes Fart Jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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Animal Jokes Banker Jokes

Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says,
"Dамn, I forgot to feed the dog."

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Animal Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Phone jokes

Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really кill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

If you crossed a соw with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"

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Animal Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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Animal Jokes