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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.

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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.

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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.

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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.

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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.

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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.

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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.

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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.

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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your аss anytime anywhere"

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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the ваlls dodge him.

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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.

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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."

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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.

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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.

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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.

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