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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.

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Blonde Jokes Men jokes

What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!

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Animal Jokes

Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah.
‘Hello,’ I thought.
‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’

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Animal Jokes Men jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many сrавs.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

What’s the difference between a drunк and an alcoholic?
Drunks don’t have to go to the meetings.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.
"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said,
"I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said,
"I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said,
"I will have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message.
‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’
The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words.
You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’
‘No thanks,’ says the dog.

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Office and Work Jokes Animal Jokes

Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle.
Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?"
"Just sand," replied Jose.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

How do you know if your man is dead?
The sеx is the same, but there's less ironing.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes

‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital.
They lay there and looked at each other.
Their families came and took them away.
Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other.
One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’
Steven Wright

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Marriage and Family Jokes Life Jokes

Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Lawyer Jokes

My wife and I have our little fights.
We had a fight last week.
Nothing much, only two police cars.

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Police Officer Jokes

Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised тhug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

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Money jokes Men jokes

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.

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Sports Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing?
Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.

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Office and Work Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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School Jokes Money jokes Weather jokes