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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

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Jokes

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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Jokes

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

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Food Jokes

“Daddy whats a Transvestite”
“Ask mommy, he knows.”

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes Dad Jokes

Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.

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Dirty jokes Dad Jokes

Press kickass if you hate Donald Trump.
I just wanna see how many people hate that racist b*tch
Hillary for president 2016!!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

I don’t tell sexist jokes at parties any more.
They’re too complicated for women.

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

4 gаy men rest in a hot tub, when some sреrм floats to the top. "Alright," said one of the men, "who farted?".

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Men jokes

It's no coincidence that when your liver quits working, it turns bIack.

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Office and Work Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

If a Mexican and a реdорhilе fight, is it called alien vs predator

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)

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Kids Jokes

He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.

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Money jokes

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.

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Animal Jokes

So... I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me... I'll call it floppy!

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Animal Jokes

Why did the football coach flood the pitch?
Because he wanted to bring on the sub!

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Sports Jokes

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.
Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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Money jokes

The best things in life are free, plus tax.

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Money jokes

Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.

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Animal Jokes

One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said,
"Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."

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Animal Jokes

How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?
None. the lady should already have it open on the table!

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Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes