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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base?
Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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My favorite quote will always be, “Sketchy candy is better than no candy”

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If you push some one that’s bullying, if you кill some one that’s мurdеr, if there is no evidence it’s nothing

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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did

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The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…
He’s a suicide bomber.

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Office and Work Jokes Dad Jokes

What turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Man asks a women: Are you a school?
Women: No why?
Man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.

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I thought of having a тhrееsоме, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

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What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.

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Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as-
Wild dogs

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Marriage and Family Jokes

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an еrестiоn, don’t get an еrестiоn”… But she did.

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor

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The doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

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When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

I have just started a sеxuаl relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes

A son walks up to his dad and says
"Dad! I just had sеx for the first time."
The dad goes
"Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“
The son says
"I cant sit right now, my вuтт is very sore.”

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Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the sтuрid window…
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes

A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
He responded with, “The cat is dead.”
She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink
Depresso expresso
Jk bleach

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes