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How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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Redneck jokes

A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on the cucumber.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Where does a соw stop to drink?
The milky way.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Alien Jokes

The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What’s the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of its clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws.

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What's The Difference Jokes Cat jokes

I walked up to the counter in the chemist and just my luck there was a girl serving.
“Erm… Morning,” I said, “I need some erm… God, this is embarrassing…”
“Don’t you worry sir,” she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, “I get this every day!”
I smiled back.
“Condoms?” she said.
“No,” I said.
“Suppositories?” she said.
No, I said.
Tampons?
No.
Well, it can’t be that embarrassing then, sir, she said with a smile.
Paracetamol, I said.
Paracetamol? she gave me a puzzled look. $1.99 please. What’s so embarrassing?
Then I pulled out my little pink purse.

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God Jokes Stupid Jokes

After I have sеx, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Sexist Jokes

The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the мurdеr of her husband.
They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before coming to the conclusion he committed suicide.

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Police Officer Jokes Sarcasm Jokes

It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone…Be that person.

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Philosophy Jokes

Why do black people drive on the left side of the road? Because they don't have any rights.

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Black People Jokes

Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.

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Men jokes Love Jokes

The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!

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Men jokes Life Jokes