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What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.

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Animal Jokes

Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a соw tall enough for a shower.

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Animal Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.

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Animal Jokes Hotel Jokes

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.

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Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

What is a соw's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.

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Animal Jokes

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.

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Animal Jokes

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their niррlеs!

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Blonde Jokes

The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction... Then it rolled up into a ball.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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Redneck jokes

A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on the cucumber.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Where does a соw stop to drink?
The milky way.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Alien Jokes