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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What’s the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of its clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws.

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What's The Difference Jokes Cat jokes

I walked up to the counter in the chemist and just my luck there was a girl serving.
“Erm… Morning,” I said, “I need some erm… God, this is embarrassing…”
“Don’t you worry sir,” she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, “I get this every day!”
I smiled back.
“Condoms?” she said.
“No,” I said.
“Suppositories?” she said.
No, I said.
Tampons?
No.
Well, it can’t be that embarrassing then, sir, she said with a smile.
Paracetamol, I said.
Paracetamol? she gave me a puzzled look. $1.99 please. What’s so embarrassing?
Then I pulled out my little pink purse.

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God Jokes Stupid Jokes

After I have sеx, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Sexist Jokes

The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the мurdеr of her husband.
They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before coming to the conclusion he committed suicide.

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Police Officer Jokes Sarcasm Jokes

It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone…Be that person.

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Philosophy Jokes

Why do black people drive on the left side of the road? Because they don't have any rights.

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Black People Jokes

Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.

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Men jokes Love Jokes

The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!

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Men jokes Life Jokes

Whilst buying a new iPhone today I was asked if I’d like a white or a black one.
I chose black. Apparently they run faster, have a lot more benefits and can jailbreak far more easily.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

Man walks into a shrink`s office..
Shrink:
“I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet роrn, and you маsтurвате constantly.”
Patient:
“That`s amazing”! “How can you tell all that without even asking me one question?”
Shrink:
“I saw the wedding ring on your finger.”

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Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes Masturbation jokes Internet Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't die... He just sleep in the ground for a little bit.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

"Yo momma so fат they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

I loaned a blind guy some money.
It’s OK though. He said he’d pay me back next time he saw me.

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Money jokes Banker Jokes Disability Jokes

My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?

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Religion jokes Office and Work Jokes Communication Jokes

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

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Math Jokes Christian Jokes

Last night I made my wife come in two seconds.
I held out a chocolate bar.

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Chocolate Jokes Fat Jokes

To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same.

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Beauty Jokes

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the вееr into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes Beer Jokes

Yo momma’s so fат, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

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Cowboys and Indians Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes