Newest jokes

What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?
You get a Cockerpoodledoo.

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Would you rather have a 250 pound dog chase you or a lion?
Um… I’d rather he chased the lion.

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“I just found out why dogs drink out of the toilet.
My mother said it's because the water is a lot colder in there.
I'm like, How does my mother know that?”
- Wendy Liebman

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Pet Jokes | Dog jokes

What do you do when you see a rabid dog?
That depends on whether the dog has seen you, too.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
[Don’t know]
OK, in that case I think I’ll mail that letter myself, thank you.

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I should have been more suspicious when the Chinese guy offered to “wok my dog for me”…

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What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog eating from your plate?
Seek medical help.
You’ve been seeing too many 250 pound dogs recently.

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What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed?
Quietly go sleep on the sofa.

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What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
Two thousand dogs.

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What do you mean, my dog was chasing a guy on a bike?
My dog doesn’t ride a bike!

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Pet Jokes | Dog jokes

Life is like a dogsled team.
If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard

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Funny Quotes | Pet Jokes | Dog jokes

When is a mom flea happy?
When her whole family has gone to the dogs.

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What is the question a flea often has to ask itself?
Should I walk or take a dog?

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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat when you’re driving?
Invite him to bark in the front seat.

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What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?
Anything you like, just very quietly.

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What an amazing, clever dog we have, darling.
He brings in the newspaper every day, and we’ve never even subscribed to any!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah?
You get a dog who chases after cars a lot – and actually catches them.

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What kind of dog eats with his ears?
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They all do. I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before tucking in.

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