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Two walls meet at the corner.

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Anti-Humor Jokes

A man goes with his daughter in a forest. “Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”

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Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.
One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”
The other one says, “No…”
First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”

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A ball rolls around a corner and says, “Dамn, I missed my bus.”

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Two fish meet. One says:
“Blubb”.

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Photographer:
“And will you want those pictures in color or black-and-white?”
Zebra:
“Jеrк!”

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“I’m touched,” said the dough and looked at me.

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Where do cows like to go?
In a mooooseum.

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Two bunnies are sitting on a roof.
One bunny suggests, “Shall I throw you down?”
The second bunny replies, “Nope.”

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What is black, red, and golden and flies through the air?
A lady bug with a golden tooth.

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At a farmer’s market stall:
Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato genetically modified?
Seller: Why do you want to know?
Tomato: Yeah, why do you want to know?

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Do unzipped files get embarrassed?

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Two tomatoes are walking across a street. One of them gets run over by a truck.
The first tomato looks at the gruesome scene and says:
“Well, life’s not a petting zoo.”

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How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.

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A man sees a shooting star.
“Oh, how nice! I can make a wish! I want a woman who knows what she wants!”
The shooting star pauses briefly, then turns around.

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Anti-Humor Jokes

Ok, I will stop making fun about your age. Making fun of old people is not funny.
Happy Birthday!

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You go early to bed. You sleep for 8 hours. You wake up early. You're considered disciplined.
You go later to bed. You sleep for 8 hours and wake up late – and you're considered lazy. Why?

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Why do people duck when it rains? Do they think they will get less wet?

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