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Software engineers complaining about their job

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Programmer Jokes

Apart from "Ok go lock the door first" , which other instructions men obey from women without any delay...???

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Dads showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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I mean, you denied me a kiss at spin the bottle in 1983...
And now you're asking me to be your friend?
Fuck you.

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Men-Women jokes

The bride is beautiful, but the maid of honor and little sister are amazing

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Ricky, eyes up here! Now, what are your intentions with my daughter?

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Women love the СОСК.
But they don't love what it's attached to.

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Can someone explain to me what this is for?

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'The ecstasy of St.Teresa' by Lorenzo Bernini (1652) Lindsay Lohan passed out after night of partying (2007)

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Celebrity jokes, Celebrities Jokes, Pop Culture jokes

When you have a small budget...

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- John! Not there, you idiот!!! - Lisa, mistakes happen...

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When she has her period and sits next to you because she wants to cuddle

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Jokes about Women

- Sit down, honey, is it your first time? - No, I've sat before.

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Wife: I need you to run to the store to get some things, you should make a list. Me: Nah, I'll remember. Me at the store

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You need calm, cool blood, a chainsaw, a shovel, a bag, and an alibi.

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I found this in my girlfriend's room... She tells me it's a chocolate wrapper

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Jokes about Cheating

Glad she put the paper up someone might recognise her

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Hmm, you were right. Humans don’t land on their feet

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Dark Humor | Cat jokes