A Genie Can Almost Do Anything
Il Presidente del Consiglio camminando lungo la spiaggia inciampa sulla lampada e fa uscire un Genio. Questi gli dice che per ricompensa è disposto ad esaudire un suo desiderio. Il Presidente senza esitare dice: "Voglio la pace nel Medio Oriente. Vedi questa mappa? Voglio che questi paesi...
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough
Clinton finds a bottle
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want
Una mujer está caminando en la playa y de pronto se encuentra una vieja lámpara. La recoge
Un árabe caminaba por el desierto
Un árabe consigue una lámpara
Era un musulmán que consiguió una lámpara mágica
Une femme se promène sur une plage et bute sur une vieille lampe. Elle se penche pour la prendre
Un uomo sta passeggiando in un bosco alla ricerca di funghi
Kadının biri Maldivlerde bir kumsalda yürürken ayağı eski bir lambaya takılmış
The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish."
Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage.
Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East.
The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?"
Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK.
The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes.
I wish you would make everybody love us.
The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."