A Genie Can Almost Do Anything
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle
Il Presidente del Consiglio camminando lungo la spiaggia inciampa sulla lampada e fa uscire un Genio. Questi gli dice che per ricompensa è disposto ad esaudire un suo desiderio. Il Presidente senza esitare dice: "Voglio la pace nel Medio Oriente. Vedi questa mappa? Voglio che questi paesi...
Clinton finds a bottle
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want
Una mujer está caminando en la playa y de pronto se encuentra una vieja lámpara. La recoge
Un árabe caminaba por el desierto
Un árabe consigue una lámpara
Era un musulmán que consiguió una lámpara mágica
Une femme se promène sur une plage et bute sur une vieille lampe. Elle se penche pour la prendre
Un uomo sta passeggiando in un bosco alla ricerca di funghi
Kadının biri Maldivlerde bir kumsalda yürürken ayağı eski bir lambaya takılmış
Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World.
The Genie pales, and says, "Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, woven into the very fabric of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."
"Okay", the guy says. "Tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best вlоwjов I've ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading - just because she likes it, because she wants to, and because it turns her on."
The Genie shakes his head and says, "Let me see that map again!