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A Genie Can Almost Do Anything Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle Il Presidente del Consiglio camminando lungo la spiaggia inciampa sulla lampada e fa uscire un Genio. Questi gli dice che per ricompensa è disposto ad esaudire un suo desiderio. Il Presidente senza esitare dice: "Voglio la pace nel Medio Oriente. Vedi questa mappa? Voglio che questi paesi... A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough Clinton finds a bottle Una mujer está caminando en la playa y de pronto se encuentra una vieja lámpara. La recoge Un árabe caminaba por el desierto Un árabe consigue una lámpara Era un musulmán que consiguió una lámpara mágica Une femme se promène sur une plage et bute sur une vieille lampe. Elle se penche pour la prendre Un uomo sta passeggiando in un bosco alla ricerca di funghi Kadının biri Maldivlerde bir kumsalda yürürken ayağı eski bir lambaya takılmış
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie:
"Uh, let me see that map again."
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A Genie Can Almost Do Anything Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle Il Presidente del Consiglio camminando lungo la spiaggia inciampa sulla lampada e fa uscire un Genio. Questi gli dice che per ricompensa è disposto ad esaudire un suo desiderio. Il Presidente senza esitare dice: "Voglio la pace nel Medio Oriente. Vedi questa mappa? Voglio che questi paesi... A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough Clinton finds a bottle Una mujer está caminando en la playa y de pronto se encuentra una vieja lámpara. La recoge Un árabe caminaba por el desierto Un árabe consigue una lámpara Era un musulmán que consiguió una lámpara mágica Une femme se promène sur une plage et bute sur une vieille lampe. Elle se penche pour la prendre Un uomo sta passeggiando in un bosco alla ricerca di funghi Kadının biri Maldivlerde bir kumsalda yürürken ayağı eski bir lambaya takılmış
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