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A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut. When the beautician approached the chair where the blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was wearing a walkman. The beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked the blonde, "Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair." The blonde replied, "I can't do without it, just cut around it."The beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting. A few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde, "I just can't cut your hair properly while you are wearing that walkman. Please take it off." The blonde replied, "I just can't live without it, cut around it please." The beautician started cutting again and finally had had enough. The beautician reached down and pulled the earphones from the walkman off the blonde. Just as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and on to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to discover she was stone dead. All were stunned! The beautician lifted the earphones to her ear to listen to what was so important to the blonde. In a soft but commanding voice she heard, "Breathe in.......... Breathe out............ Breathe in.......... Breathe out............ Breathe in.......... Breathe out............"
A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she'll die without them. The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting... One day a blonde walked into a barber shop and asked for a hair cut. when the barber asked her how she wanted it she said any way, just don't take of my headphones. She went into the barber shop... Es un pelao que se va a cortar el poco pelo que tiene, y que va con unos auriculares puestos. Cuando llega a la peluquería, la peluquera le dice que se quite los cascos, ya que sino no puede... Une blonde va chez le coiffeur, elle a un walkman sur les oreilles . Le coiffeur lui demande de l'enlever pour pouvoir lui laver les cheveux. Elle lui répond que son petit ami lui a dit de ne pas... En blondin skulle gå och klippa sig, när hon kom in i salongen så hade hon hörlurar på sig och blondinen sa till frisören att hon inte fick ta av hörlurarna. Frisören började klippa runt hörlurarna... Op een dag komt een dom blondje een kapsalon binnen met een koptelefoon op haar hoofd. Het blondje zegt: "De puntjes bijwerken graag." Kapper: "Zou je dan eerst die koptelefoon van je oren willen... Er komt een dom blondje bij de kapper, 'Maak er maar iets moois van, maar de koptelefoon blijft op', zegt ze. 'Ach', denkt de kapper, 'de klant is koning, ik zie wel hoe het lukt'. De kapper gaat... En blondine tager til frisøren. Frisøren forsøger at klippe hendes hår men er lidt træt af at blondinen gennem hele besøget har sine hovedtelefoner på. Blondinen kommer tilbage for at blive klippet...
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Краят на работния ден в голяма търговска банка. Чистачката плахо чука на вратата на директора: Уборщица говорит управляющему банком: Kommt die Putzfrau zum Chef der Bank: "Können Sie mir bitte mal den Tresorschlüssel geben?" "Hä? Was ... wie ... warum denn?" "Ach, es ist immer so lästig, zum Saubermachen den Tresor mit der... Städerskan till bankchefen: - Jo, jag skulle vilja ha en nyckel till kassavalvet. Det är så jobbigt att öppna låset med hårspännet varje gång jag ska städa där...
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