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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells"
Black people was the wrong answer...

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Biology jokes

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
Guess my thymine was off.

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Biology jokes

Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder...
If they’re able to reach their goals

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Short people jokes

Tall people and Short people should never date.
Long distance relationships never work out.

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Short people jokes

A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Ваng...
.... But the professor couldn't, because there was no time.

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What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?
Don't do that, you have so much potential!

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School Jokes Physics jokes

I yelled, “СОW!” at a woman on a bike
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the соw.
I tried.

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I saw a man in the street with a dog and a white stick. I said ‘You must be blind.’ He said ‘Yeah, tell me something I don’t know.’
So I said ‘There’s a tree over there.’

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Dog jokes

I bought my wife a Pug as a present.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fат, the dog seems to like her.

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I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a веll but I don't know if it's here or not."

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Who is the соскsuскеr deleting all these jokes?

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What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?
Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.

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What's another word for dinosaur?
Thesaurus

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Dinosaur jokes

Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that [email protected]#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp

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What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies?
They both violate the rules of the premises.

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Nerd jokes

What do you call an Italian hоокеr?
A PASTA-tute!
I am so sorry.

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Italian Jokes

My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess
So I used her as bait to lure an Italian plumber into my castle

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Italian Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wont pay £300 for a lentil on my face.

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A policeman knocked on my door last night.
He said, “A man was badly beaten up in the pub last night, he has a fractured cheekbone, a broken nose and 2 black eyes.”
“Really?” I asked.
He said, “Yes, we think it was you.”
I said, “Well it wasn’t me, look at my face.”

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