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I’d like to leave you ladies and gentlemen with this frightening fact: I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for one year. I’m not sure about you people, but I think we’re being overcharged on groceries.

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Money jokes Food Jokes Stupid Jokes

Two women apply for the same office job.
One is straight out of university and has a degree in business and the other one has been doing the same job for a different company for three years and has a wealth of knowledge and experience. Which one gets the job?
The one with the biggest тiтs, of course.

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Sexist Jokes Boob Jokes

Every woman’s magazine:
Page 8: Accept yourself for who you are
Page 15: How to lose 2 stone in a week
Page 16: Best cake recipe

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you.
So I popped his balloon with my lit cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.

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Kids Jokes Sarcasm Jokes

A middle-aged woman reads that vaginas get wider and deeper with age. So she tries to check her own by stripping off, putting a mirror on the floor and spreading her legs over it.
Suddenly, her husband comes in and grabs her arm, violently pulling her away from where the mirror is laying.
“You could have broken my arm!” she shouts at him.
He points at the mirror and says “But if you’d fallen down that hole, you would have broken your neck.”

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Jokes about Women Sarcasm Jokes

Nigerian philosophy:
I think, therefore I scam.

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Philosophy Jokes

Philosophy 201
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam…
After a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board:
“Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
A week later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.
His answer consisted of two words:
“What chair?”

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School Jokes Philosophy Jokes

What is big, black and long? The line at KFC.

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Black People Jokes

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

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Love Jokes

"Why don't you trust me?", she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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Love Jokes

A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viаgrа.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.

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Kids Jokes Sex Jokes Viagra jokes Life Jokes

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I мisт.

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Life Jokes

“Do you have to use a stylus pen”, the wife snapped.
“Well, it stops smudges and is more hygienic”, I retorted.
“You’re fingеring me Dave, you’re not on the dam iPhone now “

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Sick and Death Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

Did your Iphone break? cause I can be your phone and you can play on my abbs(apps)

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Apple and iPhone Jokes

North Korea is back online after internet outage.
Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password.

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News and Politics Jokes Internet Jokes

Kim Kardashian wants to break the internet?
All this no talent hack needs to do to break the internet is to sit on it.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Internet Jokes

Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”

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Marriage and Family Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

How was your first marriage terminated?
By death.
And by whose death was it terminated?

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Marriage and Family Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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Gross Jokes Animal Jokes Dirty jokes Fat Jokes

"Yo momma so fат when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes