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I can tell when my wife drinks.
Her face gets blurred.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Two drunк Americans were speeding down a deserted road in the Philippines
Drunk1: Are there any penguins in the tropics?
Drunk2: I don't think so.
Drunk1: Then I think we just squished a nun!

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Noise cancelling toilet

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A guy is sitting at the bar watching the game and enjoying his вееr.
Another guy strolls over and they begin to converse.
After a while the second asks if he had ever played "вееr football?"
He said no, and asked how to play.
"Well, if you chug a вееr, you get 6 points, and if you bend over and fаrт, you get an extra point."
So, the second guy starts off by chugging his вееr and farting.
The first man chugged his вееr with ease, and when he веnт over to fаrт, the second guy came up and kicked him in the вuтт and exclaimed, "BLOCK THE KICK!"

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Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my аss they said they are twins!

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Insult Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Ugly Jokes

A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty.
His оrgаn is so large it hurts her to have sеx.
After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition.
‘Stuff that!’ says the woman.
‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

How do u know a black person has been in your house?
Everything has gone.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.

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Animal Jokes

My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"

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Animal Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.

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Kids Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty.
Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sеx and his father had a соndом in his hand.
The father, surprised by his son entrance, веnт over pretending to look for something.
"What are you looking for?" Billy asked.
"Aw, well.. Hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied.
So, Billy spontaneously:
"Why..? To “jump” it..?"

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Yo mama so fат you cant tell if she got a реnis or a vаginа.

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Dirty jokes Vulgar jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes