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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?
Anything, just butter him up.

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Food Jokes

Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car.
The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"

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Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes Men jokes

What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Sheila."

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Funny Lists: Eight ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"
1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. You've got Windows in your laptop.
3. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
4. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Sailor Ned is trying to take a little shore leave.
7. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
8. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

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Sailor Jokes Life Jokes

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed."
One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"
The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"

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Men vs Women Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes Single People Jokes Boss Jokes

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!

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Animal Jokes

A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!" came the reply

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Food Jokes Hotel Jokes

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

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Yo Momma Jokes

What are the three rules for being a plumber?
1. Hot water is always on the left.
2. Shiт doesn't flow uphill
3. Never chew your fingernails.

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Life Jokes

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right воов is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your воов is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Blonde Jokes

Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
A: She took the Q22 twice.

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Blonde Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Animal Jokes

"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.
"Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"

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News and Politics Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a friend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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Food Jokes Friendship Jokes

I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total воllоскs" I replied.
By text, from across the road.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Communication Jokes

When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes