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The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years." Replied the drunк:
"Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"

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Judge and Court Jokes

Why is there a "born in 2012" option when making a Facebook?
"Just got home from the hospital. Suскing on my mom's тiттiеs all night."

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Facebook Jokes

The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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Christmas Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Why are guys like microwavable meals?
They’re both done in 30 seconds.

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Sex Jokes

What is a rednecks best friend last words? I can do that

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Redneck jokes Friendship Jokes

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready” for bed….I’m always ready for bed.

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Funny Quotes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty!

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Valentine's Day Jokes

There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunк.
When the bar closes he gets up to go home.
He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door.
As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by.
He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face.
The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again.
This time the nun hits the pavement.
The drunк stumbles over to her, kicks her in the вuтт, picks her up and throws her against the wall.
By now the nun is very weak and can barely move.
He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"

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Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.

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USA Jokes Political Jokes

Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.

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Men jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

I was at an important job interview today and was asked “ are u on Facebook”
“No I’m not” I replied.
“are u on Twitter"
"No”
“Instagram?"
"Nope”
“Look just put your fuскing phone away, will u ?”

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Social Network Jokes Office and Work Jokes Facebook Jokes

Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

A guy asked his very good friend if you could stop over to his place and spend a little time working on his computer.

His friend agreed and turned the system on. When he turned on the PC he had an unpleasant surprise.

He asked: ”Why is the display completely black?”

His friend answered: ”The PC is mourning his video card...”

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Computer Jokes Office and Work Jokes Friendship Jokes

Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rаре alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."

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Dirty jokes

Dog rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.

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Animal Jokes Dog jokes

Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said:
"What do you think I am, sтuрid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"

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Blonde Jokes Mexican jokes Police Officer Jokes

how do you make a chicken cross the road?
shoot at it.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

It got foreclosed on and they made him drive it back to the lot.

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Blue Collar Jokes

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

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