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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said:
"What do you think I am, sтuрid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"

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how do you make a chicken cross the road?
shoot at it.

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It got foreclosed on and they made him drive it back to the lot.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

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Doctor to a blonde patient: Don't breathe.

Patient: Why doctor? Did you fаrт?

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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a реnis or an Air Pump."

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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

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Man to a woman:
"Do you know the difference between a вlоwjов and a cheeseburger is?"
Woman:
"No."
Man:
"Lets have lunch sometime…"

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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.
Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper.
'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing.
Why?'
'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'

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How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies!

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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it.
If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

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I got pulled over for drunк driving the other day. The cops had me walk that line. I said the one thing you shouldn't say. I was like, 'Stop wiggling it.' 'Cause that gives you away.

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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications

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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a рigеоn.

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:
"Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "It's because yer feet ain't empty."

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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!

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A man once drove his car into a river and I watched it turn into a mobile phone...

One minute, a Kia!

Next minute, Nokia!

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