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Jesus, Моsеs, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Моsеs. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Моsеs raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one. Jesus looks at Моsеs and says, "I really think I'm leaving Dad at home next time!"
Библиски голф Jesus and Moses Play Golf Το γκολφ. Ο Ιησούς, ο Μωυσής και ένας γεράκος παίζουν γκολφ Играят голф Исус Христос, Моисей и един дядка. Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in... Moisés, Jesus e um velho barbudo estão jogando golfe. Moisés dá uma tacada longa, que cai na relva, mas rola diretamente para dentro do lago. Moisés ergue o taco, separa as águas, e a bola rola em... De heilige Johannes is samen met twee andere aan het golven. Hij heeft de afgelopen 2000 jaar flink geoefend en is dus in een goede vorm. Hij slaat de bal, een pracht van een slag, in drie slagen... Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it... Están Moisés, Jesús y un viejo jugando al Golf. Sale Moisés, y la bola se le va al agua. Se acerca al lago, hace que las aguas se abran, golpea, y hoyo en dos golpes. Le toca a Jesús. Golpea, y la... Moses spiller golf Tre mænd er ude at spille golf. Først slår den første, det er Moses. Han rammer ned i vandet, men så går han ned til vandet, vandet spreder sig, og han rammer hullet. så slår... Mooses, Jeesus ja vanha mies oli pelaamassa golfia. Mooses asteli tiille ja löi palloa. Se meni peliväylän ohi ja laskeutui vesiesteeseen. Mooses halkaisi veden ja löi pallon greenille. Jeesus...
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father."
"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree."
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's вrеаsтs and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely вrеаsтs, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister?"
"I have never seen a man's реnis. Could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. "Oh father, may I touch it?" This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge еrестiоn. "Sister, you know that if I insert my реnis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's аss and lets get the hеll out of here."
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A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Olé Olé Olé!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!’ ‘OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
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Вампирки Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;; Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent : Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао, ще се видим след 28 дни Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon, à dans 28 jours ! Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!! What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat." Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned. Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese! Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora, ciao! Ci vediamo il mese prossimo!" Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano, si rivestono e una dice all'altra - Ciao, ci rivediamo fra 28 giorni! What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.” What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
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Не го разбирам това със стриптийза. Ако искам да прекарам вечерта с жена, да и дам купчина пари и накрая да не чукам, ще си остана у дома с жена ми Не понимаю я этого вашего стриптиза. Если бы я захотел провести вечер с женщиной, отдать ей кучу денег и не тр@хнуть, я бы остался дома с женой.
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