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Вампирки Τι λέει μια λεσβία βρυκόλακας σε μια λεσβία βρυκόλακα ;;; Deux lesbiennes vampires discutent : Любимата фраза на вампирите-лезбийки: Хайде чао, ще се видим след 28 дни Quelle est la phrase préférée des vampires lesbiennes ? - Bon, à dans 28 jours ! Que se disent deux vampires lesbiennes lorsqu'elles se quittent? A dans 28 jours !!! What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month. Wie verabschieden sich 2 weibliche Vampire? - "Bis nächsten Monat." Den ene lesbiske vampyren til den andre: - Ser deg neste måned. Cosa dice una vampira lesbica alla propria amante? Ci vediamo il prossimo mese! Due vampire lesbiche si salutano: "Allora, ciao! Ci vediamo il mese prossimo!" Ci sono 2 vampiresse lesbiche distese sul letto intente a fare un 69. Ad un certo punto si alzano, si rivestono e una dice all'altra - Ciao, ci rivediamo fra 28 giorni! What do lesbian vampires say after sex? “See you next month.” What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
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Не го разбирам това със стриптийза. Ако искам да прекарам вечерта с жена, да и дам купчина пари и накрая да не чукам, ще си остана у дома с жена ми Не понимаю я этого вашего стриптиза. Если бы я захотел провести вечер с женщиной, отдать ей кучу денег и не тр@хнуть, я бы остался дома с женой.
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Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
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