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An old man is met by his attorney, and is told he is going to be audited. He rides to the IRS office with his attorney, and when he gets there, he begins to talk with the IRS agent.
"I bet $2,000 I can bite my own eye!"
The IRS agent agrees to the bet, believing it an impossible task. The old man laughs, pulls out his glass eye, and bites it. The IRS agent is dumbfounded. The old man bets $3,000 he can bite his other eye. The IRS agent knows there's no way possible to do this, so he once more agrees. The old man cackles, pulls out his dentures, and bites his eye. Then the old man finally wagers,
"I bet $20,000 I can stand on the far side of your desk, рее over the desk, and get it into your wastebasket, without missing a single drop."
The agent knows he won't be able to, so once more he agrees. The old man indeed misses, peeing all over the desk, and on the paperwork. The IRS agent jumps for joy, but then notices the attorney over in the corner moaning.
"Are you all right?" asks the agent.
"No! On the way over here, he bet me $400,000 he could рее on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest Το χαμόγελο Клиент на заведение отишъл при бармана и му казал: A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." Certo dia um bêbado chegou no bar, e depois de tomar umas dez doses chegou para o dono do bar e disse: — Eu aposto 20 reais que eu mijo nesse copo, sem deixar cair uma gota no chão? Com a oportunidade de ganhar um dinheiro fácil em cima do bêbado o dono do bar aceitou a aposta. O bêbado,... En man var på en pub och festade med ett par av sina vänner. Efter ett tag med biljardspelande och drickande så viskar han nåt till sina kompisar. Ett par minuter senare så gick han över till bartendern och beställer en tequila. Efter att han svept... Op een rustige avond in een kroeg stapt een kerel op de barkeeper af. "Goedenavond," zegt de man, "mag ik u wat vragen?" "Tuurlijk", zegt de barkeeper. "Ik zou graag een kleine weddenschap met u... Een man loopt vanaf de biljarttafel naar de bar in een café en zegt tegen de barkeeper: "Ik wil graag wedden dat ik in dat glas daar 5 meter verderop kan pissen zonder dat er iets naastkomt!" De... Un type entre dans un bar et se dirige vers le barman. Il lui dit : - Je parie 200 balles que j'arrive à pisser dans ce verre posé sur le bar sans mettre une goutte à côté ! - D'accord, dit le... C'est un homme un peu saoul qui entre dans un bar et qui dit au barman : - Je te parie cinquante euros que j'arrive à remplir mon verre de pisse sans en mettre une goutte à côté. - Ok, pari tenu.... Un hombre está en un bar y le dice al camarero: - Le apuesto 200 dólares que yo orino en el vaso que está a 5 metros sin tirar ninguna gota de orina en el piso. - Bueno - le contesta el camarero.... Un client vine la barman si-i spune: - Vezi paharul ala de acolo? Pun pariu pe 300$ ca ma pis in el fara sa dau o picatura pe jos. Barmanul: Nu te cred, ai ca sustin pariul. Se pisa clientul peste... Rusų bare lietuvis sako barmenui: - Matai tą bokalą kampe, lažinamės iš šimto rublių, kad aš iš čia jį pilną primyšiu. Barmenas: - Lažinamės, kad ne. Ir pradeda lietuvis myšt, bet myža visur, ant...
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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and smelled all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the water.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed. The outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?"

The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree at the time."
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