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Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

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Donald Trump Jokes American Presidents Humor

Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

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Donald Trump Jokes American Presidents Humor

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.

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Jokes about Women Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes

The four words most hated by men during sеx?
‘Is it in yet?’

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Men jokes Sex Jokes

I predict that in the future, Youtube,Twitter, and Facebook will merge to create one super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace.

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Social Network Jokes Facebook Jokes

I'm thinking of getting off Facebook, getting off Twitter. You know why? I just want to sign up for a service that, every hour, texts me the message 'You're not alone.' I think that would do the trick.

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Social Network Jokes Facebook Jokes

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!

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Star Wars Jokes

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

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Movie jokes

Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.

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Make My Day Laughs Dad Jokes

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.

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Make My Day Laughs Dad Jokes

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Office and Work Jokes Computer Jokes

A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my diск, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Computer Jokes

Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuск me”

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Church jokes Catholic Jokes

Father:
"The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!"
Priest:
"Ok, what about the children?“
Father:“FUСК THE CHILDREN"
Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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Church jokes Priest Jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could liск Jills candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock
because Jills real name is Randy

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I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job"
if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”

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Office and Work Jokes

Q: What do you call a соw during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.

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Animal Jokes