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Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.

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Zoo Jokes

What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle

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Italian Jokes

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

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Dwarf Jokes

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

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Dwarf Jokes

Why do heterosexual men and women
that are married in france
only perform аnilingus on
each other in their bedrooms?
anal sеx and оrаl sex
is against the law in france

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Anal Sex Jokes

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.

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Anal Sex Jokes

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

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Uranus jokes

Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok Doc?"
Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now"
Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff"
Doctor: “Neither do I. My thermometer just broke”

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Uranus jokes

When a clock goes forward, it’s tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!

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German Jokes

What does a 90 year old’s рussy taste like?
Depends…

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Vagina Jokes

My sister’s name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name соосhiе. Let’s just say no more virgins were at that school.

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Virgin Jokes School Jokes

I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend

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Birthday Jokes Virgin Jokes

What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
A giraffe.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines.

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Vampire jokes

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife’s coughin’ (coffin…coughin’…get it?)

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Vampire jokes

Old programmers never die, they just abend.
On a beautiful day like this, it's hard to believe anybody can be unhappy; but we will work on it.
On successive charts of the same organization, the number of boxes will never decrease.
One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions today is tomorrow.
One of those days? I have one of those lives.
One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

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Monday jokes Programmer Jokes

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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Blonde Jokes What's The Difference Jokes

Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?
A. They both taste good with wine.

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Religion jokes Wine jokes Easter Jokes

The first person in the UK to have a double hand transplant will fulfill his ambition on Easter Monday to applaud the Leeds Rhinos rugby league team.
Personally my ambition would have been to have a wаnк.

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Disability Jokes Easter Jokes

This morning I used Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee.
After 15 minutes of driving on the motorway, I realised I left my car at home.

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Bad Habits Jokes Coffee Jokes

You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn’t stolen.

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Bad Habits Jokes Banker Jokes