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Some stay dry and others feel the pain
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A baby born will die before the sin
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The school books say it can’t be here again
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The prisons make you wonder where it went
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Build a tent and say the world is dry
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Zoom the camera out and see the lie
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Forecast to be falling yesterday
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Only in the past is what they say
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Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
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Makes us happy ‘livin in a gate
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Made me cross the street the other day
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Made you turn your head the other way
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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Seldom mentioned on the radio
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It’s the fear your leaders call control
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Worse than swearing worse than calling names
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Say it publicly and you’re insane
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No one wants to hear about it now
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Wish real hard it goes away somehow
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Makes the best of friends begin to fight
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But did they know each other in the light?
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Every February washed away
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Stays behind as colors celebrate
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The same сriме has a higher price to pay
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The judge and jury swear it’s not the face
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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Dirty secrets of economy
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Turns that body into GDP
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The веll curve blames the baby’s DNA
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But test scores are how much the parents make
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Flippin’ cars in France the other night
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Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
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’Cross the world and back it’s all the same
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Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
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Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
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Which part do you think you’re livin’ in?
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More than marchin’, more than passing law
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Remake how we got to where we are
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened ?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened!! I’ll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip.
I get home… and guess what I found ?
Yes, your daughter, my wife , with a nакеd guy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”
“Calm down, calm down!” says his mother-in-law. ”
There is something very odd going on here.
My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation.
I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
” I told you there must be a simple explanation ….. she didn’t receive your E-mail!
Marriage and Family Jokes Cheating Jokes
2018 година. Roboter Lügendetektor A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. Семейная пара купила робота-воспитателя со встроенным детектором лжи, и решила его испытать. Тут как раз пришел из школы их сын. A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. Après sa journée de travail, un homme rentre chez lui avec un robot détecteur de mensonge. Son fils arrive après lui. Le père demande alors : Mamma Lucia torna sempre a casa con gli acquisti più strani, ed un giorno rientra con un robot dalla capacità di individuare le bugie. Verso le 19 di sera rientra suo figlio Tommaso, con due ore di ritardo. O filho chega em casa, tarde da noite, e encontra o pai na sala com um robô ao lado. O pai pergunta: — Onde você estava? O filho responde: — Errr, na faculdade. Fiquei até tarde fazendo trabalho... O Robô vai pra trás do moleque e POOOF, mete-lhe um tapão na cabeça. — Que porra é essa, pai? — É... Un père ramène un robot détecteur de mensonge à la maison, qui gifle les gens quand ils mentent. Le soir au moment du repas en famille, il décide de le tester. - Fiston où étais-tu aujourd'hui ? - Bah à l'école papa. Le robot gifle le fils ! - Ok.. j'ai regardé un truc chez un pote. - Hmm et... Pappan köper en robot med lögndetektor som slår människor när de ljuger. Han bestämmer sig för att testa den vid middagen. – Son var var du idag? – I skolan pappa. Roboten slår sonen. – Ok, jag såg... Isä ostaa valheenpaljastimella varustetun robotin, joka lyö ihmistä aina kun tämä valehtelee. Hän päättää testata robottia ruokapöydässä. - Poika, missäs olit tänään? Poika vastaa: - Koulussa... Jantje zijn vader komt op een dag thuis met een robot leugendetector. Speciaal aan de robot is dat als iemand een leugen vertelt de robot die persoon een slag in het gezicht geeft. Die avond komt... Teresa aveva perso la speranza di riuscire a far perdere il vizio al marito Paolo di tornare a casa con gli acquisti più strani. Un giorno tornò a casa con l’ennesimo strano acquisto, un robot con... Un homme rentre de son travail avec un robot détecteur de mensonges. Son fils de 11 ans rentre avec 3 heures de retard de l’école. - Où étais-tu tout ce temps ? demande le père. - J’étais chez un... Vader: "Waar ben je al die tijd gebleven?" Jantje: "Ik was naar de bibliotheek om een spreekbeurt voor te bereiden." De robot rijdt recht naar Jantje en verkoopt hem een oplawaai. Vader: "Jantje,... Tėtis nusipirko melą nustatantį robotą, kuris pliaukšteli žmonėms per veidą, kai jie meluoja ir nusprendė jį išbandyti: - Sūnau, kur šiandien buvai? Sūnus sako: - Mokykloj. Robotas pliaukšteli...
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A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, "What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!" Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, "Honey, can you fix the faucet?" The husband replied, "What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!" Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, "Honey, can you change the light bulb?" His reply was, "What am I? An electrician?!" A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, "Honey, what happened here?" The wife replies, "You know our new next door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything." The husband says, "Honey, how did you pay him?!"
"Oh, you know," the wife says, "he told me that I could either bake him a cake or have sеx with him." Somewhat relieved the husband asks, "Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?" The wife replies, "Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!"
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