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What do u call a seagull flying over the bay?
A bagel.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Why is a river rich?
It has banks on both sides.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?
"Meet you at the corner!"

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter, “Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you’re at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove.” The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man, “The cook said you can kiss his аss, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.”

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Men jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Yo mamma so ugly her birth was a miskake so her birth certificate was an apology letter

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Yo Momma Jokes

If skinny people go skinny dipping. Do fат people go chunky dunking?

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One-Liner Jokes Fat Jokes

Chuck Norris just completed his bracket for next years tournament

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris took the 5 o'clock train home...
He refuses to give it back.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris's соск is so big that 3/4 of it is still technically a virgin.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

I'd slap you, but shiт splatters!

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Insult Jokes

Dear McDonalds cashier,
Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal.
Sincerely, don't forget the toy b*tch!!

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Jokes

The catholic church teaches to swallow before you chew. george margevicious learned this the hard way.

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Dirty jokes

Failure is the pillar of another successful failure..

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One-Liner Jokes

Their is a guy at the bar, and he sees this hot chick at a table and goes up to her and orders drinks for themselves. After a few drinks, the girl and guy head back to the guys place.
After the two are done making out, they girl gets completely undressed immediately. The guy however, takes off his shirt, washes his hands, takes off his pants and washes his hands, takes off his shoes and socks and washes his hands.
The girl then says "You must be a dentist" The guy reply's "Well, yeah I actually am a dentist, how did you know?" The girl then reply's "You wash you hands after every time you take your cloths off". They then have sеx and after they are all done, the girl then says "You must be a really good dentist". The guy bragging then says "Well, yeah I guess I am a really good dentist, how did you know?" Then the girl says "I didn't feel a thing".

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

What is the difference between black people and tires? Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

I'm in trouble with my next door neighbors. I went over to their house recently to jump on there tramperleen. I had just got on when I heard a voice say, "Hey you, get off my daughter Erleen!"

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Sex Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a sтrоке and the third couldn't reach.

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
They always get stuck at "c."

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Did you hear abut the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's two tired.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes