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How do you make an elephant float? You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

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If I had a rooster and you had a donkey, and my rooster got his foot stuck in your donkeys вuтт, what would you have? Two feet of my c*ck in your аss.

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What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on? A tyranosaurus-mex.

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A rabbit walks up to a bear that's sitting next to a tree. The bear asks the rabbit, "Excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh*t being on your fur?" The rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies,
"No, not at all." So the bear picks up the rabbit, and wipes his аss with him.

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I drove my sister's guinea pig to the vet this morning. My new golf clubs work great!

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Why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn’t want to litter.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor. The bartender says,
"Whats that a lyin' on the floor?" Another bargoer replies,
"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What do you call a dinosaur that sits on nails? A. Megasaurus (mega sore аss).

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A bat came to his friends wit blood over his face his he ask his friends do you want to now were I get al dis blood his friends says yes and he dit go show and the bat says with the blood over his face do you see dat tree there his friends says yes yes yes He says I didn't see it

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What do you call a deaf dog?
It doesn't matter; it can't hear you.

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There is a drunк guy in a bar and a big, fат woman with a parrot on her shoulder. She sits by the drunк guy and he looks over at her and says,
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks at him and frowns. He takes a few more drinks, then he says,
"Where'd you get that hog?" She looks and says,
"I'll have you know, this is not a hog, this is a parrot!" The dude says,
"Well I'll have you know, I was talking to the hog."

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Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because they have such small ears.

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Where do cows go to get some culture? A: The mooseum!

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What does a cheetah say when someone looks at it?
"I've been spotted!"

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One night a Deer, a Skunk and a Duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the Skunk didn't have a scent, the Deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the Duck's bill.

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What is the scariest type of dinosaur? A Terror-dactyle.

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Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla does.

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What do dolphins have that no other mammals have? A: Baby dolphins.

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What do you call a bee which is always complaining? A grumble bee.

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Where does a соw go on vacation? A: An aMOOsement park.

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