Animal Jokes

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Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good.
Friend: I got stung by a brose.
Me: There's no b in rose.
Friend: There was in this one!

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Animal Jokes Friendship Jokes

I believe that the most popular name for a cat should be Waldo.
I mean, don't you eventually end up asking where your cat is every day?

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Animal Jokes

If you were an animal you'd be a веаvеr, because DAM, you look nice today.

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If all the characters from the Mickey Mouse show are talking animals, why is Pluto just a f*ckin' dog?

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Animal Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Animals are lucky, they fuск where they want with out going to jail.

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Animal Jokes

Why did the chicken cut his legs and wings of ? to make his dinner

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A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”
The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

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What do you call a ham you really want? Pork-you-pine!

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A man went to a restaurant, sat down, and there was a frog at the table. He asked him what he had to eat, and the frog replied, "Riblets."

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Animal Jokes Men jokes

Bob asked,
"What do you think who has the best eyesight?" Jim replied, "Birds have the best eyesight." Bob asked,
"Why?" Jim replied, "Because birds don't need to wear glasses."

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Animal Jokes

A horse goes into an Irish Pub and the bartender says,
"Hey buddy, why the long face?"

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Animal Jokes

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent."
"I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

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Animal Jokes

What does a Seiko watch and an elephant have in common? They both come in quarts!

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Animal Jokes

Why can't an emu fly? A: It never books a flight

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A giraffe walks into a bar, looks around, and says,
"Well guys, I guess the highballs are on me!"

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A man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,. because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'

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Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other? Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

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Animal Jokes

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get suскеd into jet engines.

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Animal Jokes

What is out of bounds? An exhausted kangaroo.

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Animal Jokes

How do you make a horse laugh? Tell him your sсhlоng is вiggеr than his. How do you make a horse cry? Show him.

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Animal Jokes