Attitude Jokes

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How many more times are my kids going to ask me if I know where something is before they realize they're asking the wrong parent?

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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

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To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fат, that is so female…

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Jokes about Women Attitude Jokes Fat Jokes

The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.

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When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".

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Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

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Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth.

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Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity.

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Relationship Jokes Attitude Jokes

You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.

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Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out.

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Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill.

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Sure, I may be slow, but I do lousy work.

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Office and Work Jokes Attitude Jokes

I think that if I died and went straight to hеll it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

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We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works.

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I don't like black jokes because I have one in my family tree. He's still hanging there.

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On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?

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Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up.

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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

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News and Politics Jokes Attitude Jokes

Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is "Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"

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