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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday
I know its not the greatest gift, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it.
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Роденден Роденден - Извинете, на колко години сте? — А скільки тобі років? — Непристойно запитувати жінку про таке. — Гаразд, а коли твій день народження? — 6 березня. — Якого року? — Не повіриш… кожного! Q: Quelle est le jour de votre anniversaire ? R : 15 juillet. Q: Quelle année ? R : Chaque année. Advokat : – Hva er fødselsdatoen Deres? Vitne : – 18. juli. Advokat : – Hvilket år? Vitne : – Hvert år. - När fyller du år? - 7 juli. - Vilket år? - Varje år. Temel ikametgâh için muhtara gitmiş. Muhtar sormuş: - Doğum günün? - 15 Nisan. - Hangi yıl? - Her yıl... C est un gars qui dit a une blonde : Le gars : C'est quand votre anniversaire ? La blonde : Le 3 aout. Le gars : Oui mais quelle année ? La blonde : Bah chaque année. Blondinen blev spurgt om sin fødselsdag Blondinen blev spurgt om sin fødselsdato. - Det er den 23 Juli. - Hvilket år? Blondinen svarer irriteret: - Ih altså - det er da hvert år! K: Mikor van a születésnapja? V: Július 15. K: Melyik évben? V: Minden évben. The nurse is registering a new patient, “When is your birthday?” The patient replies, “October 22.” The nurse asks, “What year?” The patient shrugs, “Every year!” Temel ikametgah almak için muhtara gitmiş. Muhtar, Temel'in kimlik bilgilerini alırken sormuş: - "Doğum günün?" Temel cevaplamış: - "22 Kasım" Muhtar sormuş: - "Hangi yıl?" Temel cevap vermiş: -... Der Richter fragt den Angeklagten: "Wann haben sie Geburtstag?" "Am 3. Februar" "Welches Jahr?" "Jedes Jahr Herr Richter."
What is your date of birth?
December 30th.
What year?
Every year
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Was talking with family the other day about how to pace yourself when you take shots on your 21st birthday.
The secret is to space them out.
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I recommend at least 6 inches between shots.
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My wife said she wanted to be surprised for her birthday
So I took her sister to Hawaii for a week
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My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday.
So we sat outside McDonald's.
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So my family and I go past a nursing home...
There are balloons on the sign. My wife says "maybe someone had a birthday", my daughter says "maybe it's for a fundraiser", and then my son says "maybe someone they didn't like died and they are celebrating"
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Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Нiтlеr as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
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My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday
So I took her to a baseball game
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Happy Birthday to anyone who was born today! Sorry your birthday had to be
Overshadowed.
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It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling.
They had a great time, he would have loved it
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Came up with this one for my brother's birthday:
What do you call a rетаrdеd Jew during the holocaust?
A baked potato.
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I wanted to make you a ruм cake for your birthday. But now I am drunк and I’ve just eaten the cake.
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Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.
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Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards. Happy Birthday, number 5!
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TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday...
And my mom gives awful birthday gifts.
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Why do ethiopian children cry on their 6th birthday?
They hit a midlife crisis
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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