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What's the difference between a hоокеr, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister?
The hоокеr says, ''Are you done already?''
The nyмрhо says, ''Oh no! You're not done already!?''
The sorority sister says, ''Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.''
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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Защо блодинката се радва, когато сглоби един пъзел за шест месеца? Един борец два дни не ходил на работа. Отишли група блондинки в бар и си поръчали шампанско. Од 3-6 години Two hicks at a toy store Los locos y el rompecabezas Das Puzzle in zwei Wochen Για ξανθιές Блондинці: ¿Por qué una mujer se alegra al acabar en 6 meses un puzzle de 4 piezas?. A blonde calls her mom... Δύο φίλοι συναντιούνται στο σπίτι του ενός: Eine grössere Gruppe Österreicher feiert ausgelassen in einem Quartierrestaurant. Un carabiniere arriva contento in ufficio: "Ieri ho finito un bel puzzle". Warum ist eine Blondine total glücklich, wenn sie ein Puzzle in nur 6 Monaten gelöst hat? Weil auf der Packung 2-4 Jahre steht! Warum freut sich eine Blondine wenn sie ein Puzzle in 4 Monaten fertig kriegt. Weil auf der Packung steht 3 - 4 Jahre. - Vet du varför blondinen var så stolt när hon lagt färdigt pusslet? - Nej. - För det tog henne bara en månad att bygga färdigt det, på kartongen stod det 1 till 2 år. Deux blondes se rencontrent. L'une dit à l'autre: - Tu as l'air bien contente ! - Eh oui! j'ai réussi a faire un puzzle en six mois. - Et qu'y a-t-il d'extraordinaire ? - Sur la boite, c'était... En norrman till en annan: – Jag köpte ett pussel till min son, på pusslet stod det 2-5 år. Men jag lyckades pussla ihop det på ett år! En norrman gick in till en leksaksaffär, gick fram till en expedit och sa med hög röst: - Jag vill prata med chefen! När chefen kom räckte norrmannen fram ett pussel och sa: - Här står det 2-3... Un mexicano platicaba con un atlante... Le dice el atlante: Estoy feliz porque acabo de terminar mi rompe-cabezas. ¿Ah sí? ¿Y cuánto tiempo te tomó? ¡Solo un año!, dijo el atlante. ¿Tanto?,... Vet du varför norrmannen blev så glad när han klarade ett pussel på tre dagar? - Nää...? - För att det stod "tre till fyra år" på pusslet. Har du hört talas om idioten som behövde ett år för att lägga ett pussel? Och dessutom skröt han om att det stod 4-6 år på förpackningen. Waarom zijn Belgen altijd erg trots op zichzelf wanneer ze een puzzel binnen 1 jaar oplossen? Omdat er op de doos vermeld staat “van 3 tot 5 jaar” Hvorfor var blondinen glad for, at samle et puzzlespil på 6 måneder? – fordi der stod 2-4 år Miksi blondi oli innoissaan saatuaan palapelinsä valmiiksi puolen vuoden uurastuksen jälkeen? Palapelin laatikon kyljessä luki 2-4 vuotta. Een blondje is bezig met een legpuzzel als haar man om 19.30 uur thuis komt en merkt dat er geen eten is klaar gemaakt. Zegt hij boos "Wat is dit nu, ik heel de dag gewerkt en dan zit jij een... totti sta conponendo un puzzle...... lo finisce e legge: da 2 o 3 anni e dice allora so fenomeno!!! Hørt om blondinen og puslespillet. – Hun var så stolt over seg selv fordi det bare tok henne 2 måneder å fullføre. På esken stod det 2-3 år. Czemu blondynka cieszy się, jak ułoży puzzle w cztery miesiące? - Bo na opakowaniu jest napisane - od 2 do 5 lat. Ero un bambino prodigio. Impiegavo sempre meno di sei mesi per fare i puzzle, anche se sulla scatola c'era scritto 'dai 2 ai 5 anni' - Claudio Bisio- Um portugues telefona para o redator do Livro do Records (The Guinness Book of Records) e comunica: - Eu acabo de resolver um quebra-cabecas de 3000 pecas. - Mas isto nao e tao especial", comenta o... C'est une blonde qui dit à son amie brune : - Hey j'ai réussie à faire un puzzle en 15 jours ! - Ouais et...? - C'était marqué "De 3 à 5 ans" ! J'suis tellement la meilleure ! J'vais faire un record ! Une brune téléphone à son amie la blonde : La brune: Ma puce! Tu sais le puzzle que j'ai eu pour noël, je l'ai terminé! La blonde: C'est super pupuce ! Mais heu... Tu veux dire que tu as mis 4 mois... Chavez trata de trerminar un rompecabezas. Se tarda casi cuatro meses. Despues voltea la caja y lee: "De dos a tres años" . Entonces Chavez dice: "Je je ya lo sabia yo pues, soy un Genio, aqui... Hvorfor var blondinen stolt over at have gennemført sit puslespil på 6 måneder? - Der stod 2- 4 år på pakken. - Hvorfor jublede blondinen da hun havde brugt 6 måneder på at lægge et puslespil? - Fordi der stod: "Fra 2-4 år" på æsken! - Kodėl blondinė taip džiaugiasi, per 6 mėnesius sudėjusi puzzle? - Nes ant pakuotės parašyta: "Nuo 2 iki 4 metų." Policajt se chlubí, co dostal loni k Vánocům. "Pánové, já jsem dostal stavebnici LEGO. Na stavebnici bylo napsáno sice od 4 do 6 let a představte si, já to složil za necelých sedm měsíců!" Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house. When he gets close he hears one say to... Blondinen till sin väninna: - Vet du hur länge det tog för mig att sätta upp det här pusslet? - Ingen aning. - 3 timmar! - 3 timmar? - Ja! Men på kartongen står det 3-5 år... Un poliţai vrea să se înscrie în Cartea Recordurilor. - Ce aţi realizat pentru a vă putea înscrie în Cartea Recordurilor? - Am rezolvat un puzzle! - Păi bine, dom'le, oricine poate să rezolve un... En dag hadde en svenske kjøpt seg et puslespill. Han satt i mange dager men klarte ikke å gjøre det ferdig. Men en dag etter tre måneder klarte han det, og da ble han så stolt at han ringte til... Miksi blondi oli innoissaan saatuaan palapelinsä valmiiksi puolen vuoden uurastuksen jälkeen? - Palapelin laatikon kyljessä luki 2-4 vuotta 48. Miksi blondi yritti varastaa poliisiauton? - Sen...
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Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a рrоsтiтuте?
A: For $50, she'll sсrеw with your mind.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Как се нарича блондинка в университет? Blondine auf dem Gymnasium Wie nennt man eine Blondine an der Uni? Wat is een dom blondje in de bibliotheek? Antwoord: "Verdwaald" Hva kaller man en blondine man møter på høyskolen? – En besøkende. Come si chiama una bionda in un’Universita’ ? Un visitatore. Miksi kutsutaan blondia, joka on yliopistossa? - Vierailijaks Como se llama una Rubia en una casa de altos estudios ?. Visitante. Hvad laver en århusianer på Universitetet? - Han er pedel! - Vad kallas blondinerna på högskolan? - Besökare Jak nazwać blondynkę w szkole wyższej? - Gość.
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A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her.
"I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slоре!!
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One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis ваlls lying by the side of the road.
He picked the ваlls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. "What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked. "Tennis ваlls," answered the man, smiling back. "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes. In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."
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A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!
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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win - they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.
"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
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A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket."What is that?" she asks.
He replies, "Those are my golf ваlls."
She says, "Is that like tennis elbow?"
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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
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Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fаn?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
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A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''
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Blonde: "Doc, you've gotta help me. I keep hearing voices."
Doc: "When are you hearing these voices?"
Blonde: "When I'm on the telephone."
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Случвало ли ви се е някога да чувате гласове, а около вас да няма никого? Stimmen Човек отива на преглед при психиатър. Uma loira foi fazer uma consulta ao psiquiatra porque se sentia mal. Chegando lá o psiquiatra pergunta: Πάει μια ξανθιά σε εναν ψυχίατρο: Patient: "Herr Doktor, ich höre immer Stimmen, sehe aber niemand." - Докторе, чувам гласове, а не виждам хора. Herr Doktor, ich höre immer Stimmen und sehe niemanden. Wann passiert Ihnen das? Immer wenn ich telefoniere. Um homem procura um psiquiatra, chegando lá ele explica ao doutor o seu problema: — Eu escuto vozes que não sei de onde vem... — E quando isso acontece? — pergunta o doutor. — Quando eu atendo o telefone. Paziente: "Dottore,sento sempre delle voci, ma non vedo nessuno" dottore: "e quando accade questo?" paziente: "quando telefono". O psiquiatra pergunta ao paciente: — Você costuma ouvir vozes sem saber quem está falando ou de onde elas vêm? — Sim, doutor... — E quando isso acontece? — Ué, quando eu falo no telefone! En man mådde dåligt och sökte läkarvård. Doktorn frågade: – Händer det att du hör röster utan att du veta varifrån dem kommer? – Javisst. – Hur ofta då? – Varje gång jag svarar i telefonen… - "dottore,sento delle voci,ma non vedo nessuno" - "signora, quando le capita?" - "sempre..........quando sono al telefono!" El doctor le dice a un loco: - Míreme bien a los ojos. Y después le pregunta: - ¿Así que cuando usted habla escucha voces y no sabe quien le esta hablando? El loco responde: - Sí, cuando hablo por... Doctor, escucho voces. Pero, ¿cuándo las escucha? Pues, cada vez que atiendo al teléfono. Πόντιος Γιατρέ μου δεν είμαι καθόλου καλά. Ακούω φωνές αλλά δεν βλέπω κανέναν. Γιατρός Μάλιστα. Και πότε σας συμβαίνει αυτό; Πόντιος Κάθε φορά που μιλάω στο τηλέφωνο! Γιατρέ έχω πρόβλημα. Ακούω φωνές και δεν βλέπω κανέναν δίπλα μου. - Μάλιστα. πότε το παθαίνετε αυτό; - Όταν μιλάω στο τηλέφωνο γιατρέ. Ægtefolk Mellem ægtefolk: Hun: - Der må være noget galt; jeg synes hele tiden jeg hører stemmer! Han: - Ja, det kan jeg se på telefonregningen. Ein Ostfriese zum Psychater: "Herr Doktor, ich höre immer Stimmen, sehe aber keine Personen." - "Ja, und wann haben sie das?" - "Immer wenn ich telefoniere!" Ο ασθενής στον ψυχίατρο: - Γιατρέ μου, ακούω φωνές, αλλά δεν βλέπω κανέναν. - Μάλιστα, πότε συμβαίνει αυτό συνήθως; - Όταν μιλάω στο τηλέφωνο.
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Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sеx?
A: Because the соndом wouldn't fit over the phone.
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What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?
The blonde operates on more laptops!
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