Skip to main content

  • Home
  • Categories
  • Popular
  • Funny pictures
  • Most Popular Jokes
  • Latest Jokes
  • Jokes about Women
  • Religion jokes
  • Office and Work Jokes
  • Gross Jokes
  • Sports Jokes
  • School Jokes
  • Marriage and Family Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Medical and Doctor Jokes
  • Dark Humor Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Animal Jokes
  • Dirty jokes
  • Chuck Norris Jokes
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drinking and Drunk Jokes
  • Putin Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Police Officer Jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Mother-in-Law Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Psychology and Psychiatry Jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Scottish Jokes
  • Soccer Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Dad Jokes
  • Gynecology Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
Вицове за блондинки Blonde Jokes Blondinenwitze Chistes de rubias Анекдоты про блондинок Blagues de blondes Barzellette sulle bionde Ανέκδοτα για ξανθιές Вицеви за Плавуши Sarışın fıkraları Анекдоти про Білявок Piadas de loiras Dowcipy o blondynkach Blondinskämt Blondjes moppen Blondine jokes Blondinevitser Blondivitsit Szőke nő viccek Bancuri cu blonde Vtipy o blondýnkách Anekdotai apie blondines Joki par blondīnēm Vicevi o plavušama
My Jokes Edit Profile Logout
  1. Home
  2. Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Most popular in this category
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
30 0
0
Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes Computer Jokes One-Liner Jokes
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
"That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
30 0
0
Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes Friendship Jokes Internet Jokes
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
0 0
0
Η ξανθιά στον υπολογιστή Comment faire pour savoir qu'une blonde a travaillé sur un ordinateur? Il y a du liquide correcteur sur l'écran.
Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
34 0
0
Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
2 0
0
Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
23 0
0
Gross Jokes Money jokes Blonde Jokes Dirty jokes
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
32 0
0
Gross Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Food Jokes Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes Men jokes Dog jokes Restaurant Jokes
Two brunettes and a blonde...
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of роор behind.
The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the роор is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."
So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"
And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
34 0
0
Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to роор so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
34 0
0
Gross Jokes Jokes about Women God Jokes Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes Business jokes
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road when her car breaks down.
She goes to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, ''My car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until I can get some help tomorrow?'' ''Well,'' drawls the farmer, ''you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke.''
The blonde looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. ''Okay,'' she says. After going to bed, the woman begins to get a little hot thinking about the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly goes into their room and says, ''Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?''
They say, ''Huh?''
She says, ''The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers.'' She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.
Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, ''Luke? You remember that blonde woman that came by here forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?''
''Yeah,'' says Luke, ''I remember.''
''Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?'' asks Jed.
''Nope,'' says Luke, ''I reckon not.''
''Me neither,'' says Jed. ''Let's take these things off.''
35 0
0
Gross Jokes Jokes about Women Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes Men jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes
What did the lереr say to the blonde hоокеr?
Keep the tip.
0 0
0
Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you know when a blonde has a brain fаrт?
A: Her ears flap.
35 0
0
Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes Fart Jokes
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
30 0
0
Gross Jokes Jokes about Women Blonde Jokes
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide-and-seek champion of 1996.
39 0
0
Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.
"No!" yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hеll not?"
The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"
30 0
0
Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.
One blonde says "We need to find a faster way to get home."
The next day, they come to work on a donkey. After work they come out and see a donkey tied to the fence.
I think we're going to have to wait again, " says the one blonde. "I'm not convinced that's our donkey."
"Why not?" asks the second blonde.
The first blonde says, "Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say, 'Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey.'"
41 0
0
Car and driving jokes Office and Work Jokes Blonde Jokes Animal Jokes
Q: Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?
A: Because at 69 she blows a rod.
0 0
0
Максимална брзина
Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
29 0
0
Биг Бен Big-Ben Hvorfor findes der ikke længere blondiner i London? - De fandt ud af, at Big Ben var et ur! De ce a venit o blonda dezamagita din Anglia?A aflat ca BIG BEN este un ceas Kun blondi pääsi Englantiin, hän purskahti itkuun saadessaan tietää, että Big Ben onkin kello!! Waarom komt een Domblondje teleurgesteld uit Engeland? Ze is er achter gekomen dat de BigBen een KLOK is. Hvorfor blev blondinen skuffet... Hvorfor blev blondinen skuffet da hun kom til London? Hun fandt ud af, at Big Ben var et ur. Warum sind Blondinen mit ihrer Reise nach London unzufrieden? Sie haben herausgefunden, dass "Big Ben" nur eine große Uhr ist.
Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about me?"
79 0
0
Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
19 0
0
Car and driving jokes Blonde Jokes Aviation Jokes
  • Previous
  • Next
Privacy and Policy Contact Us