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What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal.
Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.
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How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
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Знаете ли какво си мисли блондинка, когато види бананова кора на пътя си? Банана Банана Banana Peel Bananenschale auf der Strasse Η μπανανόφλουδα Η φλούδα Η μπανανόφλουδα μπανανα Η μπανανόφλουδα.... ΩΧ!! Какво си мисли блондинка като види обелка от банан? Una rubia camina con una amiga por la calle, cuando ve una cascara de plátano en el suelo y le dice a su amiga: ¡Ay mi Dios, me voy a tener que caer de nuevo! Twee Limburgers op wandel zien in de verte een bananenschil liggen. "Oei", zegt de ene, "dat gaat weer pijn doen." Wat hoor je een dom blondje zeggen als er bananenschil op de stoep ligt? Ooh nee, daar ga ik weer! Uma loira ia passando pela rua quando viu uma casca de banana. O que foi que ela disse: Resposta: Ai! Vou ter que escorregar de novo! Przychodzi blondynka ze skórką od banana do sklepu i mówi: - Poproszę nowy wkład. Que dit un Belge lorsqu'il voit une peau de banane ? - Zut, je vais encore tomber ! Idzie blondynka ulicą, widzi przed sobą skórkę od banana i przerażona krzyczy: - O nie, znowu się przewrócę. P: O que falou uma loira quando viu uma casca de banana no chão? R: Droga vou ter que escorregar de novo. En Århusianer går på fortorvet. Han får øje på en bananskræl, lidt længere fremme, og udbryder: Åh nej! Nu skal jeg til at glide på røven igen!" " ";2001-12-21;j;0;0;0;0;2 1665;Hvorfor er... Jde blondýnka po ulici a uvidí před sebou banánovou slupku. „Ach jo,” povzdechne si. „Zase upadnu!” Temel yolda giderken ileride bir muz kabuğu gömüş; - Ulaa yine düşeceğuz... Demiş. Une blonde se promène et aperçoit une pelure de banane par terre, elle dit " Ah non, je vais encore tomber!" O que a loira fala quando ve uma casca de banana? — Ah, vou cair de novo!!! Eine Blondine geht auf dem bürgersteig. Da sieht sie eine Bananenschale. sie denkt : mist bald falle ich um.     Што вели плавуша кога ќе види лушпа од банана 20 метри пред неа? - Срање, сега пак ќе паднам. Гледа цајкан банана на патот и си вели: Да му се сневиди, пак ќе паднам!
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking... Dамn I will stumble again...!
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She approaches the mechanic and tells him her car just died. The mechanic spends a few minutes working on the car and gets it working smoothly again. The blond looks at the mechanic and says,
"So, what's the story?" The mechanic replies,
"Just сrар in the carburettor." In a state of amazement she answers, "How often do I have to do that?"
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What does a gаy horse eat? Haaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.
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A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, "What are you doing in there?" She says,
"I'm washing my clothes." The man asks, "Why don't you use a washing machine?" The blonde says,
"I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
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A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back.
The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min.
They asked when she got there, "What took so long"?
The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sеx. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sеx with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sеx again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,
"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked,
"How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"
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Q) How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer? A) Theres cheese by the mouse and tip-ex on the screen!
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"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner. "Sure.... It's three fifteen,"he replied with a smile. "Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face."You know, it's the weirdest thing-I've been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer."
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Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds?
She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
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A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick.
A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her.
‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says.
‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde.
‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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I'm a blonde!
I'm a blonde, yay!
B-l-o...?
I'm a blonde, yay!
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Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days?
The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
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